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That Don't Impress Me Much
 
Sounds 2000 2006
 


ID: 5858

TypeSinging CallSounds 2000
Label information
Grid list of Sounds 2000 recordings
Copies1
Vic's Rating0 (not rated)
Bpm 
Duration 
Media45 rpm vinyl
Artist(s)

Chris Froggatt
Chris Froggatt
Cue Sheet

OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER    Basic

Circle left
I've known a few guys who think they're pretty smart
But you've got calling right down to an art

Left allemande, dosado, left allemande and weave
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing and promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're a square dance caller
That don't impress me much


FIGURE    Plus, corner progression

Heads (sides) promenade halfway round
Walk in and pass the ocean, extend
Linear cycle, load the boat
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing your girl and all promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're _________________
(Use names of your favorite caller)
That don't impress me much


ALTERNATE LYRICS

I knew a guy who kept a record in his pocket
And a cue card up his sleeve just in case


I knew a guy who likes to shine up his microphone
Made a hit record a few years ago


TAG

Don't get me wrong I think you're alright
But can you make me dance in the middle of the night
Lyrics

Lyrics are provided for informational and educational purposes only. Lyrics are
subject to all U.S. copyright laws and remain property of their respective owners.

That Don't Impress Me Much
 
 

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got "being right" down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve just in case
And all that extra-hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you're Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Now, c'mon, baby, tell me? You must be jokin', right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you've got a car

That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night

That don't impress me much

OK. So, what do you think? You're Elvis or something?
Whatever

That don't impress me much!
That don't impress me much!

Lyrics by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and Shania Twain.
Recorded by Shania Twain.
 
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Handle List
1503  Circle (Left|Right)  [Basic]
1473 Left DIRECTION
1429 Allemande Left [Basic]
429 Dosado [Basic]
1429 Allemande Left [Basic]
1276 Weave The Ring [Basic]
1463 Swing (Your Partner|Corner) [Basic]
1430 Promenade Home [Basic]
1431 Head(s) IDENTIFIER
782 Promenade (fract) [Basic]
1488 1/2 (fraction)
1505 Step Ahead
737 Pass The Ocean [Basic]
472 Extend (generic) [Basic]
640 Linear Cycle [Plus]
650 Load The Boat [Plus]
1463 Swing (Your Partner|Corner) [Basic]
1430 Promenade Home [Basic]

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