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Where's The Dress
Chicago Country 7
 
    
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Where's The Dress
 


ID: 3845
   Instrumental  

LabelChicago Country
WEB SITE www.squaredancemusic.com
Label information
Grid list of Chicago Country recordings
Number7
TypeSinging Call
Copies1
Vic's Rating0 (not rated)
Bpm 
Duration 
Media45 rpm vinyl
Artist(s)
Jack Berg (picture)     recordings by Jack Berg
Bob Poyner (picture)     recordings by Bob Poyner

Jack BergBob Poyner

Cue Sheet

OPENER    Mainstream

Sides face, grand square
I saw it on TV and I thought it was a shame
It was a man dressed like a woman, and he had a boy's name

Reverse
Then I heard it on the radio while I was in the tub
Now what in the world is this thing they call the Culture Club?

Circle left
I guess it's some old boy from England making a million bucks
Left allemande and promenade
Too many nights of calling, loosing football bets
Lately I'd do anything to get out of debt


FIGURE    Basic, corner progression

Heads promenade now half way around the ring
Gonna walk right in do a right & left thru
Turn the girl and then
You square thru and get me 4 hands around the ring
Pass thru, allemande left and weave the ring you know
Where's the dress? (Hey, gimme those high heeled shoes)
Where's the dress?

Swing and promenade
I might close them halls down, cause a few arrests
But if it makes some money, hey, where's the dress?


MIDDLE BREAK    Mainstream

Sides face, grand square
I'm going to hire me a nurse to tote my purse
And I'll keep it full of root beer
Then I'll get me a girl to drive my truck
And one to tease my hair

4 ladies promenade inside that ring
Get on home, swing your man and promenade
I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be a country Queen


CLOSER    Basic

Four Country Queens promenade inside that ring
Get on home and swing your boy/girl
Join up hands, circle to the left, go round the ring
Allemande left and weave the ring
I'll become Boy (your name) and look real cute
Swing and promenade
I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be a country Queen


TAG

I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be *your* country Queen

Bow to partner, corners all

 
Lyrics

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Where's The Dress Lyrics ID: 2042

Moe, I saw it on the TV, and I thought it was a shame
It was a man dressed like a woman, and he had a boy's name
Well, I heard it on the radio, while I was in the tub
Now Joe, what in the world is this thing they call the Culture Club?
Well it's some old boy from England, Moe
And he's making a million bucks
Joe, we'll never make a million driving these old trucks
Too many nights of drinking, losing football bets
Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt

Where's the dress? Give me them high-heeled shoes!
Where's the dress? We'll be money-making fools
We might close the bars down, and cause a few arrests
But if it makes some money, tell me where's the dress?

Well, I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse
And I'll keep it full of beer
Yeah, and I'll have a girl to drive my truck
And one to tease my hair
We can still go fishing, wear our old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, we'll be country queens

Where's the dress? Give me them high-heeled shoes!
Where's the dress? We'll be money-making fools
We might close the bars down, and cause a few arrests
But if it makes some money, tell me where's the dress?

(Where's the dress?)
Now Moe, let's get on down to the store
and get some lipstick and some rouge
(Where's the dress?)
Hey Joe, why don't we do this thing up right
and get some of them ostrich plumes?
(Where's the dress?)
You know, I was wondering if they made
a pink pump in size 12, Moe?
(Where's the dress?)
You don't think that old boy from England
shaves his legs, do you Joe?
(Where's the dress?)
Well I don't know but it would take a butcher
to cut the hair off our legs, Moe
(Where's the dress?)
Well I can see it now, Boy Moe,
Boy Joe and the Grand Old Opry
(Where's the dress?)
Uh-uh Moe, I don't think ol' Roy would like
that at all, uh-uh, no, no way, Moe
(Where's the dress?)
I can't wait to see you Joe in one
of them Cross Your Heart brassieres, yeah
(Where's the dress?)
I'll tell you what, Moe, you're gonna
look good in them pink pantyhose

Lyrics by Tony Stampley, George Cummings and Bucky Lindsey.
Recorded by Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley.
 

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