- OPENER Mainstream
Sides face grand square
*Dear Sir or Madam will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job so I want to be...
Four ladies chain straight across you do
Chain them home and promenade her, too
A paperback writer
- FIGURE Plus, corner progression
Heads (sides) lead right, touch 1/4 and then
Acey deucey, boys run right my friend
Load the boat all the way around you go
Single circle to a wave, boys trade, girls fold
Peel the top you do, slide thru
Swing your corner, promenade too
- ALTERNATE LYRICS
*It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round and I want to be a...
*If you really like it you can have the rights
It could make a million for you overnight
If you must return it you can send it here
But I need a break and I want to be a...
Head ladies center for a teacup chain