Where's The Dress Moe Bandy and Joe Stampley 1984 | (Chicago Country 7) Jack Berg, Bob Poyner |
OPENER Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face, grand square
I saw it on TV and I thought it was a shame
It was a man dressed like a woman, and he had a boy's name
Reverse
Then I heard it on the radio while I was in the tub
Now what in the world is this thing they call the Culture Club?
Circle left
I guess it's some old boy from England making a million bucks
Left allemande and promenade
Too many nights of calling, loosing football bets
Lately I'd do anything to get out of debt
FIGURE Basic - SSD Week 6, corner progression
Heads promenade now half way around the ring
Gonna walk right in do a right & left thru
Turn the girl and then
You square thru and get me 4 hands around the ring
Pass thru, allemande left and weave the ring you know
Where's the dress? (Hey, gimme those high heeled shoes)
Where's the dress?
Swing and promenade
I might close them halls down, cause a few arrests
But if it makes some money, hey, where's the dress?
MIDDLE BREAK Basic - SSD Week 4
Sides face, grand square
I'm going to hire me a nurse to tote my purse
And I'll keep it full of root beer
Then I'll get me a girl to drive my truck
And one to tease my hair
4 ladies promenade inside that ring
Get on home, swing your man and promenade
I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be a country Queen
CLOSER Basic - SSD Week 1
Four Country Queens promenade inside that ring
Get on home and swing your boy/girl
Join up hands, circle to the left, go round the ring
Allemande left and weave the ring
I'll become Boy (your name) and look real cute
Swing and promenade
I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be a country Queen
TAG
I can still go fishing and wear my old blue jeans
But when it comes to showtime, I'll be *your* country Queen
Bow to partner, corners all