Swing that lady with a hole in her stockin',
Knees keep a knockin, petticoat a floppin' ID: 115
Swing the colonels, then the captains, Swing their girls, but don't you drop 'em. ID: 36
Swing with Mary, swing with Grace,
Allemande left with old Prune Face ID: 116
Swing your gals with all your might Swing 'em all day and swing 'em all night. ID: 75
Swing your honey round and round, any old way but upside down. ID: 39
Swing your honey, go 'round and 'round Lift her feet right off the ground. ID: 74
Swing your little sage-hen 'round and 'round, 'Till the heel of your boot makes a hole in the ground. ID: 12
Swing your partner round & round, put her in the toilet and flush her down. This one is obviously politically incorrect. ID: 14
Swing your partner round and round, 'til the hole in yer head makes a whistling sound. ID: 106
Swing your partner 'round and 'round With a pocket full of rocks to hold you down. ID: 82
Swing your partner, don't be late, Swing on the corner like swinging on a gate. ID: 41
The good girls walk, the bad girls ride, Come on bad girl, my car's outside. ID: 1
The little banty rooster told the little banty hen, I'll meet you around the corner at about a half past ten. ID: 98
The whip held high, the reins a bit slack, Promenade home on the same old track. ID: 13
This one's pretty, so is Frank, But I'll take my gal to the water tank. ID: 27
Tie up the dogs and kill the cats Now double the dose, that's tough on rats. ID: 84
Tighten up the belly band, loosen up the traces, All join hands we're off to the races. ID: 42
Tighten up the bellybands and looses up the traces, All join hands and get to your places. ID: 88
Two old maids lying in the sand, Each one wishin' the other was a man. ID: 2
Up the river and around the bend, All join hands, we're gone again. ID: 43
We don't care just how we look, 'cause we're gonna have our picture took. ID: 22
Well I took a stick to my old mule, He kicked me flat, he ain't no fool. ID: 96
Wipe off your chin, pull down your vest And swing that girl that you love the best. ID: 5
You take Angela and her sister, Kate,
I'll be with Babs and we'll be out late. ID: 135
You take Sally, and I'll take Sue,
We'll take 'em back like we always do. ID: 128
You talk to me, and I'll talk to you, You swing me and I'll swing you. ID: 32
Your right foot up and left foot down Hurry up there, or you'll never get around. ID: 25
Long Sayings
7 found
(after Right & Left Grand)
Meet your girl on the other side,
she's 6 foot tall, 5 foot wide,
Promenade go round the land,
big fat girl and little tiny man ID: 146
Butterflies have wings of gold; Moths have wings of flame; Bed bugs don't have wings at all But they get there just the same. ID: 77
I went to go pick up my girl, She met me at the door, Her shoes and stockings in her hand, Her face all over the floor. ID: 78
Mary had a little lamb, You've heard this one before... And so she passed her dinner plate, And had a little more. ID: 79
Raccoon's tail got a ring around; Possum's tail is bare; Rabbit ain't got no tail at all, Just a little old hunk of hair.
Take a shot of whiskey and flush it with a cold beer.
Now let's go huntin' we have got to shoot a deer.
Huntin' from the tree with my mathews bow...
I'm lookin' for a buck but'll settle for a doe...
now promenade ID: 147
Who's that girl with the red dress on
Some folks call her Dinah
She just stole my heart away
Down in Carolina ID: 141
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