That Don't Impress Me Much
Shania Twain 1997
  (Sounds 2000 2006)   Chris Froggatt
 
two columns

OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER    Basic - SSD Week 1

Circle left
I've known a few guys who think they're pretty smart
But you've got calling right down to an art

Left allemande, dosado, left allemande and weave
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing and promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're a square dance caller
That don't impress me much


FIGURE    Plus, corner progression

Heads (sides) promenade halfway round
Walk in and pass the ocean, extend
Linear cycle, load the boat
Ooh-oo-ooh, You think you're special
Swing your girl and all promenade
(Spoken) Okay, so you're _________________
(Use names of your favorite caller)
That don't impress me much


ALTERNATE LYRICS

I knew a guy who kept a record in his pocket
And a cue card up his sleeve just in case


I knew a guy who likes to shine up his microphone
Made a hit record a few years ago


TAG

Don't get me wrong I think you're alright
But can you make me dance in the middle of the night

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Cue sheet: https://www.ceder.net/recorddb/cuesheet.php?RecordId=5858
Lyrics:    https://www.ceder.net/recorddb/lyrics.php?LyricsId=4556