Sides face grand square
Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
Got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
I've got my fork in my hand, Left allemande and weave the ring
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

Heads promenade it's halfway, go rolling around
Walk in and then you square thru four hands with the pair you found
All the way around and then you do the right & left thru
You pass thru, trade by, and then you slide thru
Pass the ocean there, girls trade and swing thru
Swing my corner lady, promenade round you do
*You've got them skinny jeans on, girl I feel sorry for you
Cause I just tried everything, I'm going back for round two

Sides face grand square
Ask me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
Give me a nap and an hour, Left allemande and weave the ring
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
Got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity

Sides face grand square
Fruitcake, I'll try it, Ambrosia, I'll try it
Grandma's Sunday Pudding, chocolate chips on the top
Cookies, I'll have some, Oh Gingerbread, don't leave no crumbs
Guzzle down some egg nog, Allemande left and weave
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
Got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
When you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor
No, no, no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more