Circle left
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
All the men star right turn it one time tonight
Left allemande that corner, weave the hall
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
Swing and promenade her tonight
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy

Head (Side) couples square thru go four hands
Find that corner lady do a dosado,
Swing thru tonight and do an acey deucey
All the boys run to the right, bend the line, slide thru,
Square thru and count me 3/4 around
Swing and promenade her tonight
Scrub me down, dress me up but no matter what
Remember I'm still a guy

Circle left
When you see a priceless French painting I see a drunk, naked girl
All the men star right, turn it one time tonight
Left allemande that corner, weave your ring
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy

Sides face grand square
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and Botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox
Allemande and weave
With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
Well I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
Swing your girl
My eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy