When you see a deer, you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on a wall
When you see a lake, you think "picnic"
And I see a large mouth under that log

You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways, well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me all up, but no matter what
Remember, I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting
I see drunk, naked girls
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl

Well love makes a man do some things he's not proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But, remember I'm still a guy

I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying "Yeah, girls, he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave

But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, what can I say at the end of the day?
Honey, I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and Botoxed
With deep spray-on tans, and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle box

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah, honey, I'm still a guy
All my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy.