My cutey's due at two-to-two
She's comin' through on a big choo choo
She's been away for months
But I haven't cheated once.

Stayed home nights, didn't dance
I wasn't takin' any chance
Didn't flirt, and you know that hurt
But I just couldn't do my cutey dirt.

Days were blue
And nights were black
But I just knew
She'd come back
'Cause I love her and she loves me,
And say,

Don't think there ain't no Santa Claus
I know darn well there is because
My cutey's due at two-to-two today,

My cutey's due at two-to-two today.