I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down the clubhouse drive
Past the pool an' the 18th green
An' in the parkin' lot I said: "It's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer?"
She said: "I'm glad you asked, but I'll have to pass
'Cause only members are allowed in here."
An' I said:
I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a dixie cup
Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club.
Lord, you look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around in a beat up truck
With a man in wore-out jeans
It's five o'clock before Friday night
An' here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
'Cause you can tell all your friends
That I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a dixie cup
Yeah, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
'Cause I'm a member of a country club
That I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drinkin' from a dixie cup
Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
'Cause I'm a member of a country club
At any honky-tonk roadside pub
'Cause I'm a member of a country club