I wanna love you in a barrel
Flushed down the Niagara Falls
I wanna love you on a horseback
Of a Houston livestock rodeo horse

I wanna love you in a sidecar
With Evil Knievel at the handlebar
Oh, no there's nothing that I wouldn't do
As long as I'm loved by you

I wanna love you in a spaceship
Lost on its way into the sun
I wanna love you in your mom's car
Looking right into your daddy's gun

I wanna love you in the diner
Serving bacon to a Taliban
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
As long as I'm loved by you

I don't care where or when
As long as I can do
I would dare everything
For just one night with you

I wanna love you in the White House
Even if the whole world's laughing, oh boy
I wanna love you in New Orleans
In a leaking dinghy as Katrina's toy

I wanna love you in Las Vegas
In the tiger cage of Siegfried and Roy
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
As long as I'm loved by you

I don't care where or when
As long as I can do
I would dare everything
For just one night with you

I wanna love you in Baghdad
In Guantanamo and Afghanistan
I wanna love you in Chernobyl
Libya, Cuba, and Iran

I wanna love you in a black hole
In Devil's Hell on Doomsday, too
Oh no, there's nothing that I wouldn't do
As long as I'm loved by you

I'd rather choose an early tomb
Than a long life without you
I'd dare it all if you want me to
Because I am in love with you