Don't mess with my toot toot, don′t mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman, but don′t mess with my toot toot
When she was born in her birth suit, the doctor slapped her behind, (SLAP!)
Said "you're gonna to be special, you sweet little toot toot"

Now, you can look as much, but if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case - I′m gonna break your face!
Now, don′t you mess with my toot toot, don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman, but don′t mess with my toot toot

C'est pa ça!
C'est pa ça!

Don't mess with my toot toot, don′t mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman, but don't mess with my toot toot
Now she look good in her bikini suit (wolf whistle), a man can dream that she's fine
Aww she's my own, she's special - she's my heart, she's mine

I'm the accordion man from the bayou land
Started the "Toot toot" train, now I'm the "Toot toot" man
Now, don′t you mess with my toot toot, don′t mess with my toot toot
Now you can sing my song, but don't mess with my toot toot

C'est pa ça!
C'est pa ça!

Don′t mess with my toot toot, don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman, but don′t mess with my toot toot
When she was born in her birth suit, the doctor slapped her behind, (SLAP!)
Said "you're gonna to be special, you sweet little toot toot"

Now, you can look as much, but if you much as touch
You′re gonna have yourself a case - I'm gonna break your face!
Now, don't you mess with my toot toot, don′t mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman, but don′t mess with my toot toot

C'est pa ça!
C'est pa ça!