I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere

Those little green men hang around my den
And I sometimes wonder why
With their shaggy hair they sit and stare
When my doggone bottle goes dry

Gonna have me some fun, try to catch me one
So I sneakie-doodled up behind
I said alakadab and made a lightning grab
And came up with a bottle of wine

I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere

Well a 9 foot spider winked at me
Then tippie-toed right on by
She didn't even pause, and the reason because
She was chasing a 30 pound fly

When an elephant pink crawled outta my sink
And snuggled up on my bed
And a striped ape in a long black cape
Is tapping on the top of my head

I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere

Well a polka-dot snake with a tennis shoe on
Just opened up a bottle of ale
And sittin' there beside her was a shark's tooth tiger
With a gas tank on his tail
A purple mole in the goldfish bowl keeps trying to steal a drink
And a grizzly bear in a rocking chair
Was fishing in a bottle of ink

I see them, I see them
Don't tell me they're not there
I see them, I see them
I see them everywhere