Well you've all heard the story
About Rudolph and his nose
Well I'll tell you a Christmas tale
That never has been told
Well you may think you've heard it all
But you ain't heard nothin' yet
About that crazy Christmas
That the North Pole can't forget

Rudolph was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the horn
To his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks

He said "Santa's really counting on me
And I hate to pass the buck"
Leroy said "Hey I'm on my way"
And he jumped in his pick-up truck

When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deer trucker hat

Well Santa stepped in
And said "just calm down
Cause we all got a job to do
Like it or not Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leading you"

And he was Leroy the redneck reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two-steppin all across the sky
He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night

Before that night was over
Leroy had changed their tune
He had them scootin a hoof
On every single roof
By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with the Dixie flag
He was having the time of his life
You could hear him call
"Merry Christmas ya'll
And to all of ya'll a goodnight"

And he was Leroy the redneck reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
He's just a down home party animal
Two-steppin all across the sky
He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night

He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell
And made history that night