I told my wife to be patient with me
I'll slow it down and find some time, you'll see
To spend with you and these bundles of joy
Well, my wish came true but it wasn't by choice

Now all this time with them has shore been a blessin'
Just hanging out together 24/7
Now it was fun for a week, I'll admit it
But my cabin fever's 'bout to reach it's limit

I'm going quarantine crazy
I'm talking straight jacket lately
Another day or two might break me
I'm going quarantine crazy

I'm achy breaky like Billy Ray Cyrus
Cause if I leave I might get that virus
We're all outta beans and all outta taters
Come in and unravel that last roll of toilet paper

I'm going quarantine crazy
I'm talking straight jacket lately
Another day or two might break me
I'm going quarantine crazy

I've seen every episode of Dora The Explorer
The kids are all fightin', lots of dogs all a-snorin'
If I ever say I need some time off again
Somebody punch me square in the chin

I'm going quarantine crazy
Plumb out of my mind lately
Don't usually let nothing phase me
I'm going quarantine crazy

I'm pretty sure my wife hates me
I'm going quarantine crazy

(I'm losing my mind
I ain't happy)