Well, here comes trouble in a pair of tight jeans
Fit to be tied, and bustin' at the seams
Got a bead on me, she's a shootin' this way
I'm under the gun, should I run or stay?

On one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
But then on the other, what a way to go!
What kind of fix have I got me into?
I'm darned if I don't and danged if I do

She's got me wide-eyed, tongue-tied beside myself
I'm tore up -- talk me down -- I might need help
Hold me back boys, I ain't thinkin' straight
My head's cryin' run but my heart's sayin' wait

On one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
But then on the other, what a way to go!
What kind of fix have I got me into?
I'm darned if I don't, danged if I do

Yeah, on one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
But then on the other, what a way to go!
What kind of fix have I got me into?
I'm darned if I don't and danged if I do

Hey, on one hand I'm thinkin' that I better lay low
But then on the other, what a way to go!
What kind of fix have I got me into?
Well, I'm darned if I don't, d-d-danged if I do

Hey, I'm darned if I don't danged if I do
Yeah, I'm darned if I don't danged if I do