A five-tier cake and a Bill Blass gown - we'll invite the toast of every town
Oh, what a wedding this will be - it's your perfect memory
Now the greats of the world will all be there
We'll invite the President - hell, maybe even Cher
Dom Perignon for everyone - yeah, that ought to get it done
But honey, if that ain't your idea of fun

Plan B - drive to Vegas, tie the knot, spend our money on the slots
Honeymoon in the parking lot of the cheapest motel
Plan B - I always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something to fall back on if things go wrong - Plan B

Now on a luxury liner we'll lay in the sun as we make our way to the Caribbean
Enjoy the fruits of a tropical isle, swim in the water wearing nothing but smiles
But baby if that ain't your style

Plan B - we'll go fishing at the dam, eat our dinner from a can
Make love the best we can in our sleeping bag
Plan B - well, I always keep it handy in case I ever need
Something to fall back on if things go wrong - Plan B

Well, Einstein surely must have had his doubts
Houdini must have had more than one way out
All the great minds of this century had more than one trick up their sleeve
Plan B

Plan B - well, I always keep it handy, the perfect remedy
Something to fall back on if things go wrong - Plan B
Well, if at first you don't succeed, pick up and move on to Plan B

Plan B - Plan B
Oh, oh - Plan B
If at first you don't succeed, pick up and move on to Plan B

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Plan B
All right, all right
Oh yeah
Plan B