Someone went and turned the spotlight on me
And hollered "Here he is folks, welcome to the show!"
Well, I came on a-singing loud, and saw my Lucy in the crowd
Though I'd never say "I told you so"

Well Lucy ain't your loser lookin' good
Didn't I come on a-grand and lookin like I should
Well your daddy's wrong, I turned em on and always knew I could
Lucy, ain't your loser looking good?

There's a Cadillac parked out in back in a spot reserved for me
A little old hippy chauffeur at the wheel
I just signed another contract with the folks at NBC
Made another million dollar deal

Well Lucy ain't your loser lookin' good
Didn't I come on a-grand and lookin like I should?
Well your daddy's wrong, I turned em on and always knew I could
Lucy, ain't your loser looking good?

Well your daddy always told you I'd never be all right
A loser chasing bubbles in the wind
Well it sure is good to see your daddy in the crowd tonight
Though I'll never, ever rub it in

Yeah, Lucy ain't your loser lookin' good
Didn't I come on a-grand and lookin like I should
Well your daddy's wrong, I turned em on and I always knew I could
Lucy, ain't your loser looking good?

Yeah, Lucy ain't your loser lookin' good
Didn't I come on a-grand and lookin like I should
Well your daddy's wrong and I turned em on and always knew I could
Lucy, ain't your loser looking good?