Frankenstein was the first in line and the Wolfman came up next
Dracula was a-doing his stuff a-breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the Hunchback, better get out of his way
Fee fee, fie fie, foe foe, fum, it was a monster's holiday

Well, I hopped into bed and I covered up my head
Said, I'm gonna get a good night's sleep
I got woke up about twelve o'clock
And I jumped right to my feet

There was gremlins and goblins, dragons and zombies
Lawdy, what an awful sight
I said, good buddy, you may get me, but, brother, let me tell you
That it's gonna be after the fight

Frankenstein was the first in line and the Wolfman came up next
Dracula was a-doing his stuff a-breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the Hunchback, better get out of his way
Fee fee, fie fie, foe foe, fum, it was a monster's holiday

Uncle Bill, well, he took ill
And they sent for me to come
Well, I had to pass by the old graveyard
So I went on the run

There was screaming and moaning, wailing and groaning
Scary as a mummy's curse
I said, good buddy, you may get me, but, brother, let me tell you that
You're gonna have to catch me first

Frankenstein was the first in line, and the Wolfman came up next
Dracula was a-doing his stuff a-breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the Hunchback, better get out of his way
Fee fee, fie fie, foe foe, fum, it was a monster's holiday

Fee fee, fie fie, foe foe, fum, it was a monster's holiday
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