I know Goldilocks is just a children's story
And fairy tales they never do come true
But I found footprints on my windowsill this morning
And Goldilocks don't wear that big a shoe

So, woman, who's been eating from my table
Who's been sitting in my chair
Who's been layin' in my bed and broke it down
Who's been playin' 'round with Mama Bear?

Now we're in a rut, we need excitement
We might try something I've seen D.J.'s do
When a record gets wore out, they just flip it over
It's amazing what a change of place will do

So woman, who's been eating from my table
Who's been sitting in my chair
Who's been layin' in my bed and broke it down
Who's been playin' 'round with Mama Bear?

Now, you say I'm not the man that I used to be
But you just don't allow for wear and tear
Don't kid me, it's precious memories after 43
Huh-uh, honey, I'm smarter than the average bear

So woman, who's been eating from my table
Who's been sitting in my chair
Who's been layin' in my bed and broke it down
Who's been playin' 'round with Mama Bear?

Who's been playin' 'round with Mama Bear?