Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain't another like it
'Cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honky tonk

Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swingin' band
A girl on my arm that won't let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago

Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honky tonk

Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in."

Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But, if you do
Don't you love to
Honk if you honky tonk

Honk if you honky tonk

I hear ya honkin', yeah
I'm pullin' over,
Let's honky tonk