Well I got home late one night from a date
Mama met me at my door
But when I tried to speak I tripped over my feet
And fell flat on the floor
She said "doctor, come quick, I think my boy's sick
He's purple from his head to his toes"
I said "let me explain about the purple stains
And the purple toes"

I been with Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinkin' wine, wine, wine
Pass a little ripple and you take a little sipple
Make me fine, fine, fine
There ain't nothin' in the place'll put a smile on my face
And take the worry off of my mind
Like me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinking wine

Well, Mama called papa said "you better come quick
The boy's losing his mind"
Papa took one look at me and said
"Let it be, the boy's fine, fine, fine"
He said "don't you recall one night in St. Paul
When you changed your name to mine?
We celebrated stompin' grapes and got a little silly
Drinking wine"

Me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinkin' wine, wine, wine
Pass a little ripple and you take a little sipple
Make me fine, fine, fine
There ain't nothin' in the place'll put a smile on my face
And take the worry off of my mind
Like me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinking wine

Me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinkin' wine, wine, wine
Pass a little ripple and you take a little sipple
Make me fine, fine, fine
There ain't nothin' in the place'll put a smile on my face
And take the worry off of my mind
Like me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinking wine

Like me and Millie stompin' grapes and gettin' silly
Drinking wine