Well it's Sunday morning and the sun is shining
In my eye that is open and my head is spinning
Was the life of the party, I can't stop grinning
I had too much tequila last night

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?

Now wait a minute, things don't look too familiar
Who is the cowboy who's sleeping beside me?
Well he's awful cute, but how'd I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?

All those little shooters, how I love to drink them down
Come on bartender, let's have another round
Well the music is playing and my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful, but tonight we're going to fly

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Every time we get together I sure have a good time
You're my friend, you're the best, mi amigo
(Tequila)

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine