Merle: You've got the bull of the wood girl
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri boy
Merle: We can't get nothin' done on this C.B.
You've got the bull of the woods
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri
Both: We oughta get together you and me

Leona: If you'll give me your ten-twenty
I'll be glad to give you mine
And I'll put this eighteen wheeler on the side
Merle: Well it won't be hard to back it
Now babe I'm right behind you
Just put them air brakes on and let 'er slide

Merle: You've got the bull of the wood girl
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri boy
Merle: We can't get nothin' done on this C.B.
You've got the bull of the woods
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri
Both: We oughta get together you and me

Merle: Well if you got a runnin' buddy
Just let 'er sleep awhile
Ten-four, come back, I'm waitin' on your call
Leona: Hey you sound like a keeper
And I know I've got a nifty sleeper
With sexy lights and mirrors on the wall

Merle: You've got the bull of the wood girl
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri boy
Merle: We can't get nothin' done on this C.B.
You've got the bull of the woods
Leona: You've got the beaver from Missouri
Both: We oughta get together you and me

Both: Yeah we're gonna get together you and me