Blue lights flashing in my rearview
The sheriff said boy I should have known it was you
You got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice now I'm writing you up
I said officer what have I done
He smiled and said boy your having too much fun

Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money... there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

There was a fight Friday night at the Stumble Inn
Me and ole Harley just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars
They threw us out and closed down the bar
I said the Long Branch is open, the night's still young
And we ain't never had too much fun

Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money... there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

I'm a holy terror, a tornado
Wind me up, turn me loose, and let me go

Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money... there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
Well I ain't never had too much fun

No matter what they say I've done
We'll we ain't never had too much fun
Give me the reins and let me run
Cause I ain't never had too much fun