I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay, and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around, and I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said, "it's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian wood?