When You're Ugly Like Me
  (Chinook 46)   Daryl Clendenin
 
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OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER    Basic - SSD Week 4

Sides face, grand square
*When you're ugly like me
You've just naturally got to be cool
You've got to walk just right and keep your package up tight
And don't break no rules

Four ladies promenade
One time around and swing with your beau
Left allemande and promenade 'em you know
When you're ugly like me
You've just naturally got to be cool


FIGURE (1)    Basic - SSD Week 10, corner progression

Heads square thru and count 'em 4 hands and go
Round that corner do a dosado
Swing thru and then the boys you run
Now ferris wheel, centers pass thru, square thru and count 'em 4 hands I sing
Swing that corner girl and promenade that ring
When you're ugly like me
You've just naturally got to be cool


FIGURE (2)    Mainstream, corner progression

Heads promenade and you go halfway
Star thru, pass thru I say
Swing thru and then the boys run right, tag the line
Face right, boys cross run, bend the line
Right & left thru, full turn around
Turn 1/4 more and promenade that town
When you're ugly like me
You've just naturally got to be cool


ALTERNATE LYRICS

*When you look like me you've got to give a lady all that you can
Well, use the right tool and she'd be a fool
To want a better man


*When you look like this you've got to steal a kiss
It's the only way
Well find yourself a chick that ain't too quick
And she might just stay

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