You're Talking To The Wrong Man
Michael Martin Murphy (with Ryan Murphey) 1988
  (Rhythm 215)   "Doc" Driver, Wade Driver

OPENER - MIDDLE BREAK - CLOSER    Mainstream

Sides face grand square
*Hey daddy I've got a problem
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride
And the way she held my hand, dad
I got this funny feeling down inside

Allemande and weave
Son, you're talking to the wrong man
Swing your girl around and promenade
You're talking to the wrong man
I still ain't got your mama figured out


FIGURE    Basic, corner progression

Heads (sides) you square thru, 4 hands around now
And with the sides you make a right hand star
Heads star left now, one time around there
To that corner do a dosado
You're gonna swing thru, boys you trade now
Swing that corner girl around and promenade
You're talking to the wrong man
Still ain't got them women figured out


ALTERNATE LYRICS

*By the way son I've got a problem
I wonder if you'd talk with me awhile
See lately, mama she ignores me
Hardly ever gives me a little smile

*So I guess we'll just go fishing
Maybe head out for the old golf course today
And if our buddies ask us about women
Think I know exactly what we'll say


TAG

We still ain't got them women figured out

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