Circle left
If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
Men star right, one time around the ring you run
Left allemande, weave the ring
If you need to pour your heart out
Dosado and promenade
Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Heads (sides) pass the ocean, extend you do & swing thru
Spin your top, round you go
You hinge 1/4, coordinate round and go
Bend your line
Square thru 4 hands, 4 hands around
Swing your corner, promenade round the town
It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Sides face, grand square
It represents the hardhat, gunrack,
Achin'-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Their heart is in the music, and they love to play it loud
Allemande left and weave
There's no forms and no applications
Left allemande, promenade round and go
It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Sides face, grand square
It represents the mud flaps, six pack beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin' fun-lovin' crowd
Men star right, one time around the ring you run
Left allemande, weave the ring
There's no forms or no applications
No red tape administration
It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association

Sides face grand square (1/2 way)
Do not delay, contact today U.A.H.B.A, U.A.H.B.A