Circle left
I must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed
It's nine a.m. and I hear bells in my head
Men star right and roll it one time around you go
Left allemande and you weave
It's late, my boss is going to hit the fan
Swing your baby, promenade the land
I try to crank my pickup, but she ain't runnin'
Ahh, I can't have nothin'

Heads square thru 4 hands go
All the way you do a dosado
Swing thru, boys run right
Half tag, scoot back around tonight
Boys run right, slide thru, clap your hands
Swing your corner, promenade the land
I try to crank my pickup, but she ain't runnin'
Man, I can't have nothin'

Circle left
My baby calls and says how could you forget
Three months exactly since the day that we met
Men star right and roll it one time around you know
Left allemande and you weave
She says a night on the town will do
Swing your baby, promenade her too
I'd love to, honey, but my bank roll's busted
Dial tone, I can't have nothin'

Circle left
I get to work, I'm only two hours late
My boss is waitin' for me there at the gate
Men star right and roll it one time around you know
Left allemande and you weave
Son, you just wasted your last chance
Swing your baby, promenade the land
Now he's given my position to his wife's first cousin
Ahh, I can't have nothin'