Sides face your partner, everybody grand square
We took the legs from some old table
We took the arms from some old chair
And for a neck we used a bottle
And from a horse we took some hair
4 ladies promenade go one time around that ring
And when you're home you swing
Swing your honey round and round and promenade that ring
And I got more lovin' from that gosh darn dummy
Than I ever got from you

Well now the heads lead to the right and circle 4 you know
You break and make a line, go forward up and back you go
Now pass thru, chase right and when you're through
Boys run around a girl and everybody slide thru
And then you square thru 3 hands, now the corner swing
Left allemande, come back and you can promenade that ring
You promenade that ring, take your honey home again
To the Washington and Lee Swing