Circle left
I prowl the interstate, checking up on calling dates
Makin' sure they're up to date, before they drop it on you
Men star by the left and then, once around that big old land
Turn thru, left allemande and weave around that ring
That's where my money goes, checking up on girlie shows
Truck stops and coffee shops
Dosado and promenade
Sweet things in sexy clothes, hot pants and panty-hose
Hot dam, they almost drive me crazy

Head couples square thru, it's 4 hands around you do
All the way around and curlique and keep in time
You cast off 3/4 around, right & left thru and turn your girl
Dive thru and square thru 3, 3 hands around
Allemande that corner girl and promenade for me
I go for groovy chicks, built like a ton of bricks
Hot dam, they almost drive me crazy