Circle left
Fe fe, fi fi, fo fo, fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
Left allemande, walk back a dosado
Left allemande and weave the ring
Charlie Brown, oh he's a clown
That Charlie Brown, oh what a clown
Yeah, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
Why's everybody always picking on me?

Heads (sides) square thru rock and roll it you know
Out to the corner, dosado
Swing thru, and then why don't you spin the top
Cats move up, slide thru, touch 1/4 pop
Scoot back go once, scoot back again
Swing a little girl and promenade so nice
Yeah, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
Why's everybody always picking on me?

Circle left
Well, that's him on his knees
Yeah, I know that's him
Yelling seven come eleven down in the boys' gym
Left allemande, walk back a dosado
Left allemande and weave the ring
Charlie Brown, oh he's a clown
That Charlie Brown, oh what a clown
Yeah, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
Why's everybody always picking on me?

Circle left
Well, he walks in the classroom, cool and slow
Who calls the English teacher "Daddy-O"
Left allemande, walk back a dosado
Left allemande and weave the ring
Charlie Brown, oh he's a clown
That Charlie Brown, oh what a clown
Yeah, he's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
Why's everybody always picking on me?