Walk around the corner, come back a dopaso
On an old abandoned runway on the southern side of town
Turn partner left, make an allemande thar, men will swing right in
Slip the clutch, allemande left and you weave the ring
Cheaters live in a lonely world
Loving in the shadows
Swing and promenade
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
*Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

All four ladies chain 3/4 round the ring
Head two you promenade halfway round and then
Now when you're there side two go right & left thru
Turn that girl, do a 1/2 sashay
Everyone join hands, circle left around the ring you go
Swing the nearest girl and promenade her home
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Heads right & left thru, turn the girl I say
1/2 sashay, slide thru and when you do
Swing thru and when you do, boy trade, boy run
Ferris wheel around the ring and then
Centers pass thru, touch 1/4, split circulate
Swing that corner and you promenade that date
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Heads promenade halfway around that ring
Sides pass in, pass thru and then
Pass in go right & left thru, turn that girl
Ends load the boat, centers square thru 3 hands around
Find the corner allemande left
Come back and swing and promenade
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Heads pass the ocean and then swing thru
Scoot chain thru with the outside two
Make sure you go 3
Spin the windmill left
Look for a left-hand wave
Crossover circulate, swing the one you meet
You promenade and you move right down the street
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Heads pass the ocean, extend the tag
Swing, slip, switch to a diamond
Diamond circulate, diamond chain thru
Boys circulate outside, ferris wheel
Centers pass thru, star thru
Reverse flutter wheel and promenade
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Heads pass the ocean, extend the tag
Hinge, slip, remake the wave
Split counter rotate
Transfer the column you move around that ring
When you're straight, explode and roll on the spot
Swing your corner and promenade
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me

Sides pair off, touch 1/4
Scoot and weave
Split counter rotate, transfer the column
You move around that ring, acey deucey
1/4 thru, turn thru
Swing your corner and promenade
Cheaters sail the roughest of seas
Oh god help the cheaters, oh god help me