Sides face, grand square
We're going thru a music revolution
The hippies say they'll overcome us all
Well, while they're blowing smoke and air pollution
We're hanging on with help from Geritol
4 ladies chain straight across, turn the girl and then
Chain 'em back, roll promenade you see
And you're swinging to that good old square dance music
And Hee Haw still looks the best to me
Swing the partner, ready here we go

Hey 1 & 3 (2 & 4) promenade go halfway around
Down the middle and square thru you know
4 hands and then go right & left thru my friend
Do a dosado, go all the way around, make a wave and then
All 8 circulate, swing the corner
Left allemande, then promenade you see
And you're swinging to that good old square dance music
And Hee Haw still looks the best to me
Swing the partner

Sides face, grand square
Well the big wheels and the network started spinnin'
The verdict was that Hee Haw had to go
Cause city slickers don't believe in grinnin'
And who the heck needs jokes in Kokomo
4 ladies chain straight across, turn the girl and then
Chain 'em back, roll promenade you see
And you're swinging to that good old square dance music
And Hee Haw still looks the best to me
Swing the partner, ready here we go

Sides face, grand square
Well they still do the polka in Milwaukee
They still do the waltz in Tennessee
They're still pickin' blue grass in Kentucky
With old fashioned country harmony
4 ladies chain straight across, turn the girl and then
Chain 'em back, roll promenade you see
And you're swinging to that good old square dance music
And Hee Haw still looks the best to me
Swing the partner, ready here we go