Circle left
Don't get him on his Waylon and Willie side
Don't hit him on a neon Friday night
Left allemande, you turn your partner by the right
Left allemande your corner, weave your ring
If you see him in a boot store get him on home
Don't leave him in the truck with the radio on
He's a fully blown diagnosed honky tonk chronic
There ain't no cure for a countryholic

The heads square thru and you go now 4
Round the corner dosado once more
Swing thru, the boys run right
Tag the line, cloverleaf
Girls square thru and go 3 hands around
Swing the corner girl and you all promenade
He's a fully blown diagnosed honky tonk chronic
There ain't no cure for a countryholic

Circle left
He's a Hank shine song fallin' off the wagon
Hears a steel guitar and he starts a dancin'
Left allemande, you turn your partner by the right
Left allemande your corner, weave your ring
Don't tell him about the country fair
And all the do-si-doing going on down there
He's a fully blown diagnosed honky tonk chronic
There ain't no cure for a countryholic

Well, four men you promenade inside that ring
Get back home and swing your girl on around
You join hands and circle left go moving around
Left allemande and you weave that ring
Don't tell him about the country fair
And all the do-si-doing going on down there
He's a fully blown diagnosed honky tonk chronic
There ain't no cure for a countryholic