(1st chord)
"Hey well alright sir, here we go and whattya gonna gimme for
(2nd Chord) Twenty five dollar bid a now thirty dollar thirty will ya gimme
Thirty make it thirty bid-in-a form of thirty dollar who'll a gimme thirty
Who'll a make a thirty dollar bid"

(Note: For those who don't wish to do the "bid calling", you may substitute lyrics found at the end of this call sheet, in place of the bidding calls.)

Sides face, grand square
There was a boy in Arkansas who wouldn't listen to his ma
When she told him that he should go to school
He'd sneak away in the afternoon, take a little walk and pretty soon
You'd find him at the local auction barn (Allemande and weave)
He'd stand and listen carefully then pretty soon he began to see
How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly
He said, oh my, it's do or die I've got to learn that auction cry
Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer

Heads (sides) promenade halfway you go
Walk in and square thru four
Go all the way then, swing thru my friend
Boys run right and ferris wheel, zoom
Double pass thru, leads partner trade
Swing that corner, promenade
He said, oh my, it's do or die I've got to learn that auction cry
Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer

Sides face grand square
Twenty five dollar bid a now thirty dollar thirty will ya gimme thirty make it
Thirty bid-in-a form of thirty dollar
Who'll a gimme thirty who'll a make a thirty dollar bid
Thirty five dollar bid a now forty dollar forty will ya gimme forty make it
Forty bid-in-a form of forty dollar
Who'll a gimme forty who'll a make a forty dollar bid
Allemande and weave
Wind it in and out around, when you meet that lady
Swing that girl and promenade
He said, oh my, it's do or die I've got to learn that auction cry
Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer

Sides face, grand square
Thirty five dollar bid a now forty dollar forty will ya gimme forty make it
Forty bid-in-a form of forty dollar
Who'll a gimme forty who'll a make a forty dollar bid
Forty five dollar bid a now fifty dollar fifty will ya gimme fifty make it fifty
Bid-in-a form of fifty dollar
Who'll a gimme fifty who'll a make a fifty dollar bid
Allemande and weave
Wind it in and out around, when you meet that lady
Swing that girl and promenade
Now he's the tops in all the land, do let's all give that man a hand
He's the best of all the auctioneers