Sides face grand square
I phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter
He said come on over, I said do I have to?
My knees started shaking, my wrist started aching
Allemande your corner, weave the ring
And he said, oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide, swing her
Oh my my, oh my my it's guaranteed to keep you alive

Heads (Sides) promenade halfway around
Come down the middle and square thru 4 hands around
All the way then go right & left thru
Pass thru and trade by
Touch 1/4, scoot back and then scoot back again
Your corner swing and promenade
Oh my my, oh my my it's guaranteed to keep you alive

Sides face grand square
The head nurse she blew in, just like a tornado
When they started dancing I jumped off the table
I felt myself healing and as I was leaving
Allemande the corner and weave the ring and they said
Oh my my, oh my my, watch me boogie, watch me fly
Oh my my, oh my my it's guaranteed to keep you alive

Sides face grand square
Hey, if you should slow down, you're feeling low down
Don't call up your doctor, just get you a partner
It's what you've been missing, I've got your prescription
That boogie woogie remedy
Allemande and weave
Oh my my, oh my my, watch me boogie, watch me fly
Oh my my, oh my my it's guaranteed to keep you alive