Sides face grand square
When I walked in the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with (Allemande and weave) *all this ruckus
But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tappin 'long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty darn good to me

Heads square thru four hands around now
Find that girl and dosado
Swing thru, boys run
Bend the line do the right & left thru
Flutter wheel across and slide thru
Swing that girl and all promenade
*Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
*I let her lead me out on the floor

Sides face grand square
Well, around five or round six, I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the (Allemande and weave) *whole dang place!
After nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were countin' me out and I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started countin' again!

Sides square thru four hands 'round now
Find that girl and dosado
Swing thru, boys run
Bend the line do the right & left thru
Flutter wheel across and slide thru
Swing that girl and all promenade
*Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
*I let her lead me out on the floor

Sides face grand square
Well, around five or round six, I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven or was it eight
I bought a round for the whole dang place!
Allemande and weave
After nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were countin' me out and I was about to give in
Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started countin' again!

Swing em boys!
Ten rounds with Jose Cuervo