Sides face grand square
Downtown at an office party, Christmas Eve
Shakin' everybody's hand so I could leave
About to say "I'd love to stay" and that was when
That good looking guy...
Allemande left and weave
Ho! Ho! Ho! There's really nothing better
Than a handsome devil in an ugly Christmas sweater
Ho! Ho! Ho! We belong together
That good looking guy in an ugly Christmas sweater

Heads (sides) promenade halfway you go
Down the middle square thru four hands you know
All the way and then do the right & left thru
Swing thru, spin the top, slide thru
Pass thru, trade by
Swing the corner and promenade her
Ho! Ho! Ho! We belong together
That good looking guy in an ugly Christmas sweater

Sides face grand square
I made my way across the room so he might be
Happily, accidentally standing next to me
He took my hand and asked the band to make it swing
The boys jumped in...
Allemande left and weave
Ho! Ho! Ho! There's really nothing better
Than a handsome devil in an ugly Christmas sweater
Ho! Ho! Ho! We belong together
That good looking guy in an ugly Christmas sweater

Sides face grand square
Then the lights came way down low
When the band played something slow
And the next thing that you know
We were underneath the mistletoe
Allemande and weave
Singing Ho! Ho! Ho! Now we are together
That good looking guy in an ugly Christmas sweater
Ho! Ho! Ho! And girls, there's nothing better
Than a good looking guy in an ugly Christmas sweater