Head ladies center with a teacup chain
You walked into the party, like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf it was apricot
Allemande and weave
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner

Heads (sides) square thru roll it four hands around
Out to the corner then a right & left thru
Veer left, girls hinge, diamond circulate
Flip the diamond, fan the top you do
Square thru three hands around and then
Swing that corner, promenade home
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner

Sides face grand square
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you, don't you
Allemande left and weave
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you?