Circle left
Well I don't why I came here tonight
I got the feelin' that something ain't right
Walk around your corner
Dopaso, her left, corner by the right hand you know
Her left back up to an allemande thar and go
Slip the clutch
Allemande, swing and promenade
Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right
Here I am...stuck in the middle with you

Heads (sides) you promenade halfway
Come down and pass the ocean I say, extend
Swing thru and then you'll spin the top
Move up and do the right & left thru
Flutter wheel my friend
Boy walk and girl dodge
Swing and promenade
Clowns to the left of me...jokers to the right
Here I am...stuck in the middle with you

Circle left
Well you started out with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
Allemande your corner lady
Dosado your baby
Allemande and a right & left grand
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say
"Please...Please"