Sides face grand square
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
Allemande and weave the ring
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

Heads (sides) promenade halfway around
Walk in and pass the ocean, extend
Swing thru tonight & let the boys run right
Half tag, scoot back one time my friend
Boys run again, slide thru
Swing your babe promenade her too
*You're leaving now for my own good

Sides face grand square
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell into a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me
Allemande and weave the ring
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me...I'm all out of lies
And ways to say goodbye

Sides face grand square
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me
Allemande and weave the ring
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies