Circle left
My body could use a bit of slimmin'
I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'
I ain't seen my feet since 1984
Allemande left and then dosado my friend
Left allemande and weave the ring
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried, double wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on doin' like I'm doin'
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Heads promenade halfway round the ring you go
Walk in and square thru count to 4, go all the way and then
Swing thru and the boys trade
Boys run right and bend the line
Star thru, pass thru and trade by
Swing the corner lady and promenade you fly
If I keep on doin' like I'm doin'
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Circle left
I used to be a hell of a man, I chopped wood with just one hand
But I can't do the things I've done before
Allemande left and then dosado my friend
Left allemande and weave the ring
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried, double wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on doin' like I'm doin'
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore

Sides face grand square
With each and every year came a lot of french fries and beer
And my belly hung a little closer to the floor
Allemande left and then dosado my friend
Left allemande and weave the ring
I don't look good naked anymore
I'm a deep fried, double wide version of the man I was before
If I keep on doin' like I'm doin'
I won't fit through the door
And I don't look good naked anymore