Circle left
*We really shouldn't be doing this
And we both know why
Left allemande and you dosado
Men star left around you fly
Turn the partner by the right hand around
Left allemande and promenade on around
The farther off the better to resist
We really shouldn't be doing this

Heads square thru 4 hands you go
Dosado your corner girl you know
Swing thru and the boys run right
Ferris wheel, center two pass thru
Slide thru and you square thru 3
Swing your corner, promenade for me
The farther off the better to resist
We really shouldn't be doing this