Sides face grand square
You give me hard eggs in the morning
Cheese omelet you go
You give me hard eggs in the morning
Cheese omelet you go
Allemande left weave the ring
Well, you treated me so ungrapefruitly
I've got a raisin to be free
Swing and promenade
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl
I doughnut love you anymore
(Now don't get that glazed look on your face!)

Heads square thru now
I never sausage misery
(Did he just say sausage?)
Dosado
You swing thru and go now
Spin the top around you see
Right & left thru turn the girls
Come on and square thru count three hands now
Your corner swing and promenade
(This is not one I'll get over easy)
You left such a waffle toast in my mouth, sweet tea
You biscuit out of town today
(That'd make jimmy dean roll over in his grave)