Sides face grand square
Well, everybody knows down Ladbrook Grove
You have to leap across the street
You can lose your life under a taxicab
You gotta, have eyes in your feet
The 4 ladies chain, why you turn 'em and then
You chain them back and all promenade
But then the law man comes, says move along
So you move along all day

Now the heads promenade go halfway round
Down the middle, star thru, pass thru
A right & left thru and veer to the left
Ferris wheel, pass thru
Touch 1/4 and then, scoot back my friend
Swing and all promenade
Well I can play you any song you like
To cheer up the life you lead

Now the heads promenade go halfway round
Down the middle, pass the ocean, extend
Swing thru and then, boys run right
Wheel & deal, touch 1/4, scoot back and then
The corner you swing, keep her and all promenade
Well I can play you any song you like
To cheer up...

Sides face grand square
Well I'm a one man band
Nobody knows, nor understands
Is there anybody out there, wanna lend me a hand
With my one man band
Circle left
I'm a one man band
Nobody knows...
Allemande left, promenade
Is there anybody out there, wanna lend me a hand
With my one man band

Swing her there
With my one man band