Circle left
*He drank his coffee from a saucer
Rolled his smokes from an old tin can
Left allemande the corner, turn the partner right
Left allemande and weave around the land
How did things get so complicated?
Meet your girl and all promenade
I'd like to throw computers out the window
And go back to Grandpa's way of life

Heads (sides) square thru, go to four, now
With the sides (heads), a right hand star
Heads (sides) star left, roll it once around
Everybody veer left, chain down the line
Square thru and go to three, now
Take the corner's hand and promenade
I'd like to throw this cell phone out the window
And go back to Grandpa's way of life