Sides face grand square
She said I'm going out with my girlfriends
For Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
Lord have mercy, my only thought
Was Tequila makes her clothes fall off
Circle left
She'll start by kicking out of her shoes
Left allemande and weave the ring
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall, drop a contact down the sink
Swing and promenade
Her closet's missing half the things she's bought
Ya Tequila makes her clothes fall off

Head couples square thru 4 hands you go
Find that corner, do a dosado
Touch 1/4, do a walk & dodge
Partner trade and then, go right & left thru
Pass the ocean, recycle on around
Swing that corner, promenade on down
Her closet's missing half the things she's bought
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

Sides face grand square
She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jell-O shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off
Circle left
She'll start by kickin out of her shoes
Left allemande and weave the ring
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall, drop a contact down the sink
Swing and promenade
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

Sides face grand square
She don't mean nothing, she's just having fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off
Circle left
She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes
Left allemande and weave the ring
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall, drop a contact down the sink
Swing and promenade
She might come home in a table cloth
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

Swing your girl
Tequila makes her clothes fall off